2. a discussion on sexual orientation

    1. me: *explaining various sexual orientations to a classmate*
    2. classmate: wait, what's polyamory?
    3. me: well, it's when someone has more than one intimate relationship at a time with the knowledge and consent of everyone involved.
    4. professor: *overhears from front of class*
    5. professor: that is d i s g u s t i n g
    6. me: *defensively* um, actually, no it's--
    7. professor: how DARE they put a greek prefix on a latin root like that?! What right do they have to decimate my beautiful antiquated languages?!?! GREEK AND LATIN DO NOT FRATERNIZE THIS IS LIKE THAT STUPID ROMANTIC SUBPLOT BETWEEN THAT DWARF AND THAT ELF IN THE DESOLATION OF SMAUG NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!
    8. me: ....
    9. me: ....
    10. me: ....
    11. professor: it should be polyerosy
  3. wanderlostme:


    this is so fucking accurate 

    (Source: fragileheartxxx, via sprinkleofglitr)

  5. (Source: bibucks, via thefrogman)

  6. humansofnewyork:

    "Some people still prefer the arranged marriage, especially in the countryside where tradition is still strong. The thought is that your parents know you very well, and will make the decision based on experience and not emotion. The divorce rate with arranged marriages is lower, because both families are heavily involved and there are many people committed to making the match work. But the tradition is on the way out. It used to be that you didn’t even see your wife until your wedding day, and you fell in love after your wedding, as you learned to support and care for each other. But today there’s Whatsapp and Facebook, so keeping two people apart is almost impossible. ‘Love marriages’ are becoming much more popular than arranged marriages, and even arranged marriages involve much more interaction than they used to. Many families still choose to uphold the appearance of an arrangement. Their children will come to them and say: ‘I fell in love.’ And they’ll say: ‘OK, let us arrange it.’"

    (Jammu, India)

  7. mandopony:



    This is what it means to age gracefully…

    God save the queen

    I’m sick of the media telling us women can only be beautiful during a very tiny portion of their lives. Look at this amazing person, and tell me she hasn’t always been and remains to this day drop dead gorgeous.

    Ladies, you’re always and forever beautiful. Remember that.

    I’m not saying that beauty is the most important thing, I’m only saying your age will never steal it from you. So just keep rockin’ it.

    (Source: julieandrewsrules, via joedempsieruinedmylife)

  8. micdotcom:

    Do not adjust your browser, major websites are “slowing down” to save Net Neutrality

    Sept. 10 has been designated as a day of “Internet Slowdown” in the Battle for Net Neutrality. All day, prominent websites and organizations — from the ACLU, WordPress.com, Vimeo, Meetup and Kickstarter — have added messages to their websites asking visitors to contact their lawmakers and the Federal Communications Commission in support of net neutrality.

    This is what your browser could look like | Follow micdotcom 

    (via captainrocks)

  9. (Source: nutstradamus, via liamdryden)

  10. riderphanomhive:


    There is no good and evil there is only power

    I swear to god I tried to scroll.

    (via jackhoward)